Don't Be A Dick!

So me and the this dude I call when I want a good stiff one.. we're starting to catch feelings for eachother or whatever, you know how it goes... He's DL, and I'm kinda sorta out (I never did finish my Slice posts, did I?) anyway, we've been having those kinda talks where "We" and "Us" are primary words in the convo, and I have to admit, it feels nice. I've been single for a while, and I'm not really trying to date right now, but I admit that I can see us together. (There's that US again!) the only thing is... he's the DL type that wants absolutely NO kind of public time together. Damn, we can't hit up a movie or anything??? No Mickey D's? Not even drive-through? He's like a DL Nazi... but his dick...damn it, his dick... So, this post is in homage to everything that is the black phallus...

(forgive the typos, I'm kinda not sober right now... Friday night on Campus has much to do with this...)