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| Castigating gays as immoral with one hand, embracing his inner pedophile with the other; the good Reverend Grant Storms. |
It always starts with some elaborate excuse.
"You see officer, I wasn't masturbating in the park while watching children. What had happened was that I had to go to the bathroom. So I was urinating into a bottle instead of using the public restroom because peeing in a bottle is way more convenient. That's my story and I'm sticking to it (like my pant leg is now sticking to my thigh)."
Always copping pleas. Always with the "not me's." Always pointing fingers when they're the ones with the social disease.
For the record: Homosexuality is not immoral or illegal, but pedophilia is.
More on how this hypocritical, homophobic, pedophile, Jesus freak reverend got busted from The Advocate:
Rev. Grant Storms, 53, was arrested at Lafreniere Park in Metairie, La., a suburb outside of New Orleans, according to the Times-Picayune. He told police he was having lunch in a van with his friend, but needed to urinate, so he used a bottle instead of a bathroom.
Two women in the park saw Storms reportedly masturbating in his van, while watching children, and notified a parks employee who proceeded to call police.
Storms was released from the Jefferson Parish Correctional Center due to jail overcrowding.
Storms has orchestrated counter-events for Southern Decadence in the past, and in 2004, filed a lawsuit against gay rights group Action Wisconsin for defamation, but the suit was thrown out of court. He has also been an advocate for cleaning up the French Quarter, and has gone as far as filming sexual acts that took place during Southern Decadence, and screening his videos to lawmakers as a way to coerce them to stop allowing the annual festival from taking place.